What am I really doing again?

You may have seen these "What we do" posters on Facebook recently. This was the one I had to pass on (thanks Mirrix!). I think it is funny, but not quite accurate.


What my spouse thinks I do (this one is pretty accurate):

That is me stuck in the back of my car after the hatch slammed down as I was trying to move a loom out of it--the hydrolic hatch holders failed and I was trapped. Emily took a photo before she let me out.
What Society thinks I do:
OR

What my kids think I do:

What my friends think I do:


What I think I do:


What I actually do:
Emergence VI, 15 x 49 inches, hand-dyed wool tapestry
Emergence II, 45 x 45 inches, hand-dyed wool tapestry